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[Jun. 13th, 2009|03:56 am] |
Have I mentioned that B:tBatB is the best cartoon to come out of anywhere in a long time? |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|02:54 am] |
His costume design is terrible. Prominently a horrible knock off of a Spider-Man costume with some makes of copying Deathstroke. The pouches are never used yet they're there, the teleporter is broken and he wears it, and he has his fucking logos on his fists. He often has superfluous belts on his biceps, thighs, etc. Was he designed by whoever created Sol Badguy? I remember someone suggesting that the belt around his neck is to keep his head on, which makes absolutely no fucking sense considering his bullshit powerset. Which leads me to my other point.
His power set is balls out retarded. Master assassin who somehow beats Taskmaster because his style is just that crazy! No...no that's just fucking dumb. Taskmaster has so much experience its ridiculous, not to mention being able to mimic your own. Deadpool also uses katanas and sais frequently which is just flat out weeaboo shit. Sais being the worst weapons in the world to use and the way he holsters his two katanas is completely wrong. Now for his main power, which is just a contrived copy cat of Wolverine's on steroids. He's unkillable, so unkillable that he was recently shown alive 1000 years in the future in a recent X-Force. I guess healing factor was so played out that by the time they got to Deadpool they had to embellish it, that and the '90s were XTREME of course. Just as an aside, something completely stupid happened with his powers in the shitty series Cable and Deadpool. Cable and Deadpool mix blood so somehow they end up with similar DNA and Cable gains Deadpool's healing powers. Touching blood, same DNA, gaining powers from TOUCHING PLASMA. Makes no fucking sense.
Lastly, his backstory is also terrible. Talk about Wolverine all over again. I don't know my past, woe is me! But this time its not because they made me forget, its just cause I'm crazy! Amnesia is a terrible plot device but since you fags think FFVII was an amazing story I'm sure you'd' fall for this sack of shit. Am I T-Ray? Am I Wade? Did my daddy abuse me? Or did he love me tenderly?
Get that shit out of here.
Most importantly he isn't fucking funny. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|09:12 am] |
You probably already heard about this, but:
http://www.konami.jp/kojima_pro/e3_2009/castlevania/
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, with Hideo Kojima overseeing development by Mercury Steam (who made Clive Barker's Jericho)
While the game looks great, it seems like they simply tacked on the Castlevania IP to a game already in development (remember the "Lords of Shadow" teaser from 10 months ago) for name recognition. |
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[May. 21st, 2009|05:41 pm] |
The new Batman game trailer got me in the mood (to draw), and I got bored waiting for the cable guy.
I might do Harley next |
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[May. 20th, 2009|06:29 am] |
(6:18:33 AM) FFDWFan: Hello
(6:18:53 AM) Me: hello
(6:19:08 AM) FFDWFan: Nice AIM Profile Picture
(6:19:50 AM) FFDWFan: Name's Nick in case we have not met before
(6:20:09 AM) Me: hello nick
(6:20:31 AM) FFDWFan: What forums do you go to
(6:21:37 AM) Me: i dont really go to internet forums very much
(6:22:43 AM) FFDWFan: Now I remember who yo are
(6:22:45 AM) FFDWFan: You
(6:22:54 AM) FFDWFan: You're a mothefucking Capcom fanboy
(6:23:06 AM) Me: i am?
(6:23:19 AM) FFDWFan: Don't play the dumb card you asshole
(6:23:38 AM) Me: okay so i am
(6:23:49 AM) FFDWFan: I hate fanboys
(6:24:05 AM) Me: man i love capcom
(6:24:16 AM) FFDWFan: Burn in Hell then bitch
(6:24:23 AM) Me: id totally give shinji mikami a rimjob
(6:24:38 AM) Me: even when he just got off the toilet
(6:24:56 AM) FFDWFan: Thanks for sharing |
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[May. 9th, 2009|07:00 pm] |
Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.
Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.
But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.
Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!
I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!
The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.
Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.
But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.
How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.
Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|01:27 pm] |
mogulus.com/cvcorner
MONDAY MOVIE MADNESS - CVC 2nd Anniversary Celebration
April 20, 9:00 PM EST (8 central)
Founder's Choice:
- Shaun of the Dead
- Demon Knight |
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[Apr. 13th, 2009|02:45 pm] |
mogulus.com/cvcorner
MONDAY MOVIE MADNESS
March 13, 9:00 PM EST (8 central)
- The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
- Dawn of the Dead (2004) |
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[Apr. 11th, 2009|07:59 pm] |
I bought my first ever Spider-Man action figure today. While only a couple years ago getting into the comics, I became a Spidey fan as a kid through the 90's cartoon series, but I never really asked for any kind of Spider-Man toy proper, maybe because a little figurine I got with a McDonalds (or was it Burger King?) kid's meal seemed to do a good job of being my one Spider-Man toy. It stood up, had decent articulation (for a kid's meal toy) and didn't have some stupid gimmick like big fat suction cups of web attached to his hands.
But for the past few years I've been wanting a real, simple, comic book-style Spider-Man figure. While the movie costume was great on film, I always hated the toy line's insistence on raised, silver colored webbing on his costume, and so I stayed away from the movie-style figures. I just wish I could figure out what the hell this toy line is called.
And here he is, with black webbing and the big eyes. The printing of the web print is off on the head leaving a wedge of plain red under his right eye, same for the right forearm. And the blue comes off more as indigo in the light, but I suppose that's what happens when you paint on red plastic. The wall sticking web(!) is a neat thing you can affix to your wall, but I'm not sure how he's supposed to stay on it without squeezing his hands/feet between the web strands.
It may not be perfect, but I finally found a Spider-Man toy I wanted to own. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2009|03:18 am] |
(I was gonna post this as a reply to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) gunlord's entry, but fuck it)
Just a week or so ago, I made a post in a thread for the Where The Wild Things Are movie and said the trailer was the most pretentious I've ever seen, but I was still looking forward to the movie itself.
Everyone started jumping down my throat because I didn't join their nostalgia circlejerk (every thread was almost literally THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE AWESOME OMG CHILDHOOD). Forgive me for thinking "HOPE" in scribbly letters with some indie rock band playing in the background is still ridiculous even if it's advertising an adaptation of a great children's book.
Also, I'm doing another movie night (the second one) on the mogulus channel tonight. The first one went over pretty well (12 people, that's 60% of the whole IRC channel) and everyone loved it
mogulus.com/cvcorner
MONDAY MOVIE MADNESS
March 6, 9:00 PM EST (8 central)
- Fright Night 2
- Dracula: Dead and Loving It |
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